operation have a gay friend backfired
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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