it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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