Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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