its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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