all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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