i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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