We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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