it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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