I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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