i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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