it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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