She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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