The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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