so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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