One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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