i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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