jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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