WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
All I want is dick and wine.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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