Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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