no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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