Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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