well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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