I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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