I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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