She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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