Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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