walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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