i don't like sucking hair
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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