All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
