And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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