Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I know her cup size but not her name....
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