let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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