Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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