Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
They are going to name an STD after you.
COCAINE IS GR8
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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