Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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