She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She bit a glass in half.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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