The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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