they need to just BURY HIM!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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