why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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