Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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