pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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