found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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