was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
