susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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