we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Randomize