Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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