If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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