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Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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