mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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