Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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