please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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