Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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