we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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